Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Tuesday Tip O' The Day, Part Deux

Don't forget that you left your new bottle of Avon Skin So Soft Bug Guard Plus in your toddlers' room this morning as you prepared them to go outside to play.

Chances are, one of your little darlings will find said bottle and subsequently squirt about half of the bottle out all over her carpet (and herself).

If you DO forget and leave a bottle out, and your child DOES get into it, DON'T alert them that you're coming, lest they dart into the bathroom and SLAM the door shut in your face (thus spreading the love lotion even further).

If that DOES happen, it might be a good idea for you to take a minute to get your camera compose yourself before doling out the beatings discipline. Which in this case was to go directly to bed (after a bath).

That is all.

Back to your regularly scheduled Tuesday.


marissa said...

oh no so sorry

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