Chances are, one of your little darlings will find said bottle and subsequently squirt about half of the bottle out all over her carpet (and herself).
If you DO forget and leave a bottle out, and your child DOES get into it, DON'T alert them that you're coming, lest they dart into the bathroom and SLAM the door shut in your face (thus spreading the
If that DOES happen, it might be a good idea for you to take a minute to
That is all.
Back to your regularly scheduled Tuesday.