Just some miscellaneous ramblings from a full time mom and a part time wannabe humorist....
Friday, November 21, 2008
Need for prayer
Please pray for local job opportunities for my ex, for wisdom for me in dealing with potential legal battles, for my children as any change will be a big deal for them, and for God's peace in my heart as I try to do the very best for my children.
Thanks.
Downtown Holiday Jacket and Pant GIVEAWAY!!!!
Downtown Holiday Jacket and Pant GIVEAWAY!!!!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
It's the little things
Like today, I stopped at the grocery store to pick up a couple of things on my way home. There was a bell ringer from the Salvation Army there. Now, I understand that it must get a little monotonous standing there for several hours ringing a bell. I get that.
HOWEVER, it makes it REALLY difficult for me to want to drop any money into a bucket when the bell ringer is standing there with her cell phone attached to her ear (NO, SERIOUSLY, IT WAS HANGING ON HER EAR VIA SOME SORT OF CLIP OR SOMETHING. I don't even know how it was attached). I tried to look past the fact that she was talking on her phone, and dropped some money into the bucket.
It was at that moment that I began to feel VERY MUCH LIKE THE "GRINCH".
Not only was this girl on her phone, but she did not even bother to look at me (not even in my general direction), NOR did she say "Have a nice day" or "Thank you" or even "Thanks". She didn't even smile.
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
I dropped the ball
I apologize profusely, as I know all (5) of my readers wait with baited breath each Tuesday for me to bestow upon them a tip that will make them run faster, jump higher, and look better than they did before. Oh wait, isn't that some sort of tennis shoe motto?? LOL
Without further adieu-
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This will soon turn into, "HEY, THAT'S MY CANDY!" These statements are generally followed by some major whining and pouting, unless you give in and give her a bite.
My advice? Eat their candy while they nap. Then they'll never know.
While on the topic of Halloween candy - yesterday during the whole "sharing" of the candy, I got a total DOUBLE BONUS. I was eating Starburst (the little 2 packs people give out for Halloween) and look what I got:
I scored not ONE, but TWO double reds. Which totally happen to be my favorite!! SUH-WEET!
Monday, November 17, 2008
Be fruitful and multiply....
When I was a kid (okay, admittedly even now) I was never good with multiplication. Nowadays, students are encouraged to use calculators, but I still think it's important to know how to do math in your head (even if it's only basic math). The "nines" times table was always particularly hard for me. If only I'd known about these two magic little words:
Digit Sum
In the "nines" times table, one easy way to know if you're doing your math correctly is that the numbers of the digit sum (meaning the answer) of a product of nine, when added together, will ALWAYS equal 9.
Example:
9 X 2 = 18 (1 + 8 = 9)
9 X 3 = 27 (2 + 7 = 9)
9 X 4 = 36 (3 + 6 = 9)
It even works with larger numbers (obviously it gets a little more complicated, you need to be able to do somewhat more abstract math, but it does still work):
43 X 9 = 387 (3 + 8 + 7 = 18; 1 + 8 = 9)
72 X 9 = 648 (6 + 4 + 8 = 18; 1 + 8 = 9)
Even really large numbers:
94256 X 9 = 848304 (8 + 4 + 8 + 3 + 0 + 4 = 27; 2 + 7 = 9)
Obviously you're not going to normally be multiplying numbers quite that large in your head...but it's nice to know how to check your math easily.
Okay, so God was referring to a different kind of "multiplying". I came up with the title, liked it, and stuck with it. So sue me.
Why yes, I AM a dork. Thanks for noticing!