Case in point:
It would have been really great to have recently received a message stating this:
If you ever find a pair of Puckey's panties on the floor, do not, I repeat do NOT pick them up and give them the "sniff test" to see if they are clean. Just put them in the washer. Trust me, it is in your best interest.
Off I go now to develop a time machine or something...
I'm just sayin'.
