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Those PETA people are seriously going off the deep end. Remember when they recently decided to ask Ben & Jerry's to use human breast milk in their ice cream? UM...GROSS!

Well, now they've suggested something even weirder (and much more disgusting). For all the gory details, click here. This is NOT for the faint of heart....

Really, don't those PETA people have anything better to do?

Something that would have been good to know 5 minutes ago:

You know, sometimes I wish there was a future me who would send the present time me messages so as to avoid some of the mistakes I make.

Case in point:

It would have been really great to have recently received a message stating this:

If you ever find a pair of Puckey's panties on the floor, do not, I repeat do NOT pick them up and give them the "sniff test" to see if they are clean. Just put them in the washer. Trust me, it is in your best interest.

Off I go now to develop a time machine or something...

I'm just sayin'.

Oh, honestly...

Now, I think the PETA people simply have WAAAAAAYYYYYYYY too much time on their hands. Read this article for a good laugh (and a little bit of EEEEWWWWWW!!! factor) about what PETA suggested to Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream