At least according to Puckey. I was just being silly and singing, "Jib fought the sauce and the sauce won" to the tune of "I fought the law..." and Puckey told me, "Don't sing that, it's DANGEROUS."
Dangerous for whom??? My guess is for the people who have to listen to me sing (which is mainly Puckey and The Jib...)
Ah, the brutal honesty of children.